drunk conner

a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.

Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you

drunk conner by robert decker January 11, 2008

Drunk Brenda 

A person who doesn't know the difference between her lover and her son.

a person that's confused - especially when intoxicated

Is that your son Drunk Brenda, No that's my husband and my son....arggh!!!!!!!!

John is a drunk brenda when he thinks his wife is a stripper.

Drunk Brenda by Bgrrrrrrr! April 28, 2010

drunk on shadows 

being upset,
lost in shadows.
depressed.

fuck life, i'm drunk on shadows.

drunk on shadows by Ville Valo is my idol August 19, 2007

Drunk drawing 

The scribbling of names, words, arrows, body parts, or other doodles on a drunk friend's body or face.

The morning after Zaq's party, Mondo was covered in drunk drawing.

Drunk drawing by Kenny F. February 12, 2009

Drunk Painting 

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.

John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.

Drunk Painting by o iop June 4, 2009

drunk calla 

any sex act that meets the following criteria:
1. It is performed in a seedy location, i.e., a parking lot, a Burger King bathroom, a public bus, or anywhere in New Jersey.
2. It is mutually casual to the extent that both (or all) parties involved can and do openly discuss the event with no shame, regret, embarrassment, or passion; though they may recall it fondly.
3. It nonetheless somehow scandalizes a third party who had nothing to do with the act.
Usage note: drunk calla is a non-count noun, meaning it isn't typically pluralized and takes no article ('a', 'an', or 'the'). Simply put: use the term as you would use the term head.

Remember the time we were so high on glint that you gave me drunk calla in line at the batting cages and my wife found out and left me?

drunk calla by yogizmo September 8, 2010

Drunk mexican 

A Mexican that is drunk

That hombre is a drunk mexican

Drunk mexican by The hoodless rider February 28, 2016