When you will do absolutely anything to impress hipsters to gain a following. Pronouncing words with a unreasonable flair, referencing books that are out of print or long forgotten bands that 'deserve a comeback'. Started with Chris Hardwick's need for approval by demeaning himself in anyway possible.
Steve : "What's wrong with Tom? He's wearing a scarf in the middle of summer"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
Toby : "He has no friends, so he is trying to impress hipsters"
Steve : "Full blown Hardwick's Disease"
by Type4Me January 23, 2015
Get the Hardwick's DIseasemug. Impatience disease is when you are signing up for something and you don't wait long enough for your sign up to be completely verified
by djzdc October 10, 2011
Get the Impatience Diseasemug. When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country
by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019
Get the kebab diseasemug. 
irish friend 1 : i haven’t drank water in the last week, i’ve only drank milk
irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
irish friend 2: omg, lexie you have milk disease
by milk disease February 7, 2020
Get the milk diseasemug. Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.
Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(
by PaidinFull July 22, 2011
Get the markinsons diseasemug. This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by Jeremy January 23, 2005
Get the JJ Diseasemug.