Dipping Sonar

Whilst giving birth to an almighty stool, it enters the water of the toilet bowl and the integrity of the turd is maintained (no snap) until the bowel is evacuated. This is due to the consistancy of the log which is most likely made up of digested pork ribs with a mallasess based sauce and a pint or three of Guinness. An important phenomena is also at play, when the nard enters the water, the submerged portion of the cable becomes weightless which enables the turd to continue and reach maximum length. The cable must be maintained within a certain angle (8.5 degrees) in order to avoid cert snap.
This act resembles the use of a Dipping Sonar Array employed by Naval Anti Submarine Helicopters.

Dave, Loc and Adrian smashed a German pork knuckle, 15 beers, gelato and 5 rums. The next morning, in the Hilton Hotel room, Loc was in peril and screamed that he was doing a Dipping Sonar, Adrian asked if the cable was within limits!

by Triller1 March 3, 2016

Dip Deuced

When attempting to spit chew-less tobacco in the toilet while taking a shit and failing terribly, and hitting your dick/balls instead.

After a long day at work, John dip deuced because he was so tired.

by JBani January 6, 2011

Tinder Dip

When your just not feeeling the connection from a tinder match, so you ghost them

Rebecca: you know that guy john i matched with on tinder last week?

Sarah: yeah..

Rebecca: well he was a little too thirsty so i cut him off

Sarah: omg, you hit him with the tinder dip!?

by Master_chf August 11, 2020

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

monkey dip

When a female does not arch her back correctly while receiving doggy style which forces the male to penetrate at an awkward angle usually up and down or at an augmented angle in a bouncing movement causing the engagement of the hamstrings and other leg muscles.

Rachel doesn't know how to arch her back man, I had to monkey dip her all night my legs are killing me.

by __kungfupanda__ November 25, 2014

Bowl Dip

When you're too cheap to buy wet wipes but you know your butt will need major cleaning so you dip your toilet paper in the toilet water preemptively.

I ate 3 burritos earlier today so I did a bowl dip.

by Quakadilly December 15, 2014

Chocolate Dipping

When someone shits in someone’s mouth, and than dips their ballsack in the mouth.

Do you want to go Chocolate Dipping with me?

by Carterrg04 August 6, 2019