repressed jizzims

(n) the semen built up in the male testes from the prolonged absence of said person's significant other. Often the result of long distance relationships.

Rodney had stooped into a deep depression and couldn't even muster up the strength to whack and as a result ended up with multiple repressed jizzims. However, this Saturday, he'd finally get the chance to bust a nut upon his girlfriend's arrival in town.

repressed jizzims by Tsmudge09 October 30, 2011

Deboressed 

When you are really bored and you want to talk to a friend but all your friends are busy because they have lives and you don’t, so you get this crippling self-doubt and a depressed vibe and you feel like you have no friends and everyone forgot about you.

A mix between bored and depressed
Depression from boredom

“I’m so freaking bored!”
“Nah, you’re just deboressed.”

Deboressed by theawkwardviolist November 24, 2018

Depression trail 

The opposite of a happy trail, one strip shaved down the center of your chest and pubes.

Guy 1: hey man do you have a happy trail ?
Guy 2: no I broke down and gave myself a depression trail.

Depression trail by Depressiontrailman October 6, 2019

Depression day 

This day is for anyone who is lonely and knows that they won't fall in love

February 14 🧡

Well fuck looks like I have depression day

Depression day by Jesus 😉 February 14, 2020

Depression episode

When u scream and have panic attacks and ur rly going through it

It’s ok I’m her snap:Jayla_lovee265. Snap if ur going through it I’m always here

Ps don’t do stupid shit

What’s wrong

I’m have a Depression episode

Depression episode by Brace face December 27, 2020

depression desk 

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

depression desk by toble December 22, 2021

Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

Urban Depression Syndrome by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011