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David’s Left Nipple

David’s Left Nipple™️ (dln), is a groupchat full of the rudest vlog squad twitter stans, they all suck so fucking bad. if i ever see one of their members in the streets i will fucking deck them, on god i will shank them and rip their intestines out and play with it like playdough, and their admin isn’t even fucking active what a whore goddamn i can’t stand her such a fucking bitch. i hate them all i hope they all die a slow and painful death and i hope their day goes horrible stupid david stans nobody likes you and you’re irrelevant get over it pussy.
“dln is the ugliest groupchat on the interweb but i love them” ~ anonybitch

“dln hates small accounts” ~ anonymous pussy ass bitch

“angela smells good” ~ fake hoe

“dln has the smallest dick energy” ~ anon

“david’s left nipple is gross and overrated i hate this groupchat so fucking much they make me so damn mad and they don’t support my foot fetish” ~ assnon
by myspacecrack February 10, 2019
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DAVID

David!
by Habla Espaniol February 22, 2019
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David Blanus

When someone makes your penis disappear with their anus.
That chick is full of magic tricks, she used her anus to David Blanus!
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David Diaz

A real hottie likes girls with the name Jiselle. He loves football and basketball. He’s pretty popular. He has the cutest smile ever!!!!
by Alana14 March 5, 2019
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David

A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash
David's been on the piss all day don't go near him he might explode
by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019
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david ray

Uk slang for pedo or nonce! Usually seen preying on young children round schools and parks! Pure love for children drives this filthy animal! Sometimes shortened to Dave ray or dai
My mate shagged a thirteen year old! Done a proper David ray
by The truth 69 July 11, 2019
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Davidian

Awesome song by Machine Head off their debut album, Burn My Eyes, known mainly for having one of the heaviest breakdowns in all of history
Dude, the breakdown in Davidian makes me want to run through a brick wall!
by jamestable89 April 11, 2019
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