by Amoy Smith November 02, 2018
A person who plays football and is extremely static and slow - similar to Nemanja Matic.
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
Not only is this player slow, but also attempts to do skills which are likened to ryan shawcross having a baby with charlie adam, which is a key feature of a stiff daddy.
Other notable examples:
Jay Bartley
Mark Noble
Wes Morgan
by Stiff Daddy Hater December 18, 2019
A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
by Organic potting mix January 16, 2022
A male that's apart of the Discord spectrum that starts to blend in with the typical accounts around it. Some say that if you listen on rainy nights, you can hear him crying.
by snailmail95 July 08, 2021
Teacher by day daddy by night. Teachers drool on him in the hall. Every time he talks it’s an automatic orgasm.
by No Nut November November 02, 2018
by hive staff team March 05, 2022
Daddy Munchies is a great friend. Sometimes a bit crazy and sexual. Loves making sexual jokes. Has a brother. He will play ROBLOX and let me tell you if you have a Daddy Munchy in your life, you will adore him. He can be such a dumbass though. He and his brother can be a bit gay but other than that they’re both nice.
by r_xI March 30, 2022