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dong jockey

The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 person will race against 5 other people riding on chinese ppl named Dong
Get On Your Dong Mr. Jockey

All Dong Jockeys To The Start Line.
by Devon+Katy November 21, 2003
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Magnum dong

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man
by Plump wang69 January 4, 2020
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Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.
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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"
by Anonymous November 19, 2004
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cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.
How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.
by maxfalco August 28, 2006
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Jason Dong

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 7, 2009
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ding dong

another name for a rubber raft, also known as a dingy. it may be used on any kind of waters such as oceans, rivers, or lakes.
by claff mega December 2, 2004
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Fire-Donging

Fire-donging is the act of setting your penis over an open fire to strengthen it for hours of sexual activity. This is done by placing the penis over the fire to the point of it almost causing burns, but not. this has not been proven, but in theory this should work.
1. Jeff decided Fire-Donging before his night of sexual conquest would be a good plan.
by Alistairthemagnificent June 18, 2010
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