cunt

by real bossfinn August 30, 2008
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Cunted

Something one step higher than fucked
-Was Zidane any good at football?
-Oh mate, he was cunted
OR
-Yeah Blue Planet may have been fucked, but Planet Earth was absolutely cunted.
by walking cunt September 25, 2008
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cunt-ing: the act of hunting for girls in order to have sexy time. said girls are at certain times are referred to as "cunts"
by fishing wit dynamite January 02, 2011
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to flash ones vagina in a mans face as a joke.
"Mary was on the chair when she lifted her dress in Mark's face, cunting him good."
by Marcus Smith May 13, 2007
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Cunt

The after-dinner refreshment in a gentleman's club or society gathering.
'Geoffrey, I hear the Royal Society held a capital soiree, with the most exquisite selection of cunt. Not too pungent, or sloppy.'

'Indeed, Cavendish. The blonde niece of Barnabus was a particularly delectable morsel; tidy, clipped and with a dash of salty haddock. Father Roland almost wept.'
by Max Biggins August 03, 2012
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Guy:Oh man, is that Brian Hogan?
Girl: No no, thats the grade a cunt of the town
by captain blasto9000 January 14, 2008
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Cunt

'Tom Hayes is a cunt'
by Roogie92 June 19, 2009
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