Cunt Caught

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.

Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!

by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009

Cunt-Bumper

Slang for a Lesbian.

Originated from the iPhone autocorrect function.

Let's go to the club and look for some Cunt-bumpers!

by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010

Cunt hump

A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.

Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.

by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010

Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak September 30, 2011

cunt-step

The inevitable mix of two popular music genres: country and dubstep.

Erich: Hey friend, what is that awesome music you've got bumping?

Rob: I'm glad you asked amigo. It's off the new "NOW Thats What I Call Cunt-Step 5!". Pretty awesome, huh?

by m.c. phatback February 12, 2013

cunstomer

A customer who is a cunt.

"God he was an entitled asshole".
"Yeah what a cunstomer"

by silentguardian September 12, 2013

cunt muggler

Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.

All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.

by ESRSM123 December 17, 2013