cumfee

When you nut and have to pay the girl afterwards.

John: "Man Kaitlyn was great, but I had to pay the cumfee after."
Jack: "The comfy?"
John: "Exactly."

by etohjohnson May 24, 2017

Coffee

A high powered, energizing, highly caffeinated drink that tastes amazing and delicious!! It just makes you want to get up and do everything if you have enough of it! Coffee is life and it is the best thing ever!! This beverage is usually drunk in the morning, but why not drink it all damn day long?! DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY!! YOLO!!

Girl 1: "What the Hell is her problem?"
Random Girl: *dancing and laughing psychotically* I LOVE MY LIFE AND MY JOB SO MUCH!!"

Girl 2: "I think she had a whole pot of coffee this morning."

by IttyBittyKitten16 June 26, 2017

Coffee Twink

A real small cafe-homo.

I feel like I could grab coffee twink's wrist and break his brittle bird like arm with one hand

by Mustard(LOL because its joke) August 2, 2017

coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person

Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict

by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017

coffeesation

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

cumfeetable

Is wen she is quite content and comfortable that u did then jus cum on her French manicured toes. N she uses it as foot cream coz cums good for the health.

Davii : cumfeetable r we? Is wen u ask a lady how's shes feeling in ur arms.like her inner soul...foot fetish kinda thang.

by ketanD February 1, 2018

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018