crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023

Croo Croo

The worst Contrary in Crunchay land.

OmJjjjjjj I'm never going to Croo Croo.

by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023

Croomfalicious

When you’re croomfing hard on the croomf

“Wow, I’m croomfalicious”

by croomfsona August 1, 2023

Crook

Something Richard Nixon said he wasn't.
Well we all know how that turned out.

I am not a crook!

by cyclopentane August 15, 2023

crookus

The very definition of omnipotence, can see and hear you no matter where you are, sometimes he likes to wear 70 rings and pretend it's a glove

Yoo did you see Crookus this morning? He was wearing his glove again

by Ket-chup Steine August 22, 2023

Crooked Lake Enema

When you’re on the lake with the boys and enjoy anal bukkake with the third wheel girlfriend.

Why is your girl walking like a cowboy? We gave her a Crooked Lake Enema last night

by Anthony Vince September 10, 2023

Croom

A croom is when your coom cave is used for homosexual activities. Often, a croom is used to describe a room where two men are hooking up with each other or jumping into assholes, as they say. As you might know, a coom cave is a cum-stained gamer room. This is really kinky for the two men who are having sex. The most common position in the croom is the long one😉. Most of the time, the dick is over 17 inches. No woman is allowed in a croom. If this happens it will no longer be called a croom, but rather a craam cuz the lady brings boobs.

DUUUUUUDDE!!!!!!!!! Your croom is awsome!!!
Wanna jump in my croom, dude??

by Homsepus_croomlover December 12, 2023