Cooter shooter

When a female sneezes/queefs causing the tampon in her vagina to shoot out like a bullet from an m-16. Deadly at close range if hit directly.

Did you hear how terry died….apparently Meghanns cooter shooter when off and killed him.

by PJohns3372 August 16, 2023

Cooter

A females vagina

(Noun) coochie

I nut in her cooter and escape on my scooter

by glizzymane ll October 2, 2020

cootchi cooter

A person who eats vagina and other female body parts

Timmy is a cootchi cooter

by Iehxrgbkyg May 11, 2019

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022

cooter scootin

Driving around looking for women

Hey Ralph what are going on tonight? "Doing a little cooter scootin."

by goiterbomber April 13, 2014

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be sleeping with everybody and be giving AIDS to yo dad. Did I mention she got AIDS?

Homie: yo she cute asf

Me: nah bruh she a lil cooter

Homie: shit... fuck it a holes a hole

by Lord Squilliam III January 8, 2020