Skip to main content

Communist

One who doesn't like space jam.
I don't think Michael Jordan saved the loony toons.

Yeah he did do you not like space jam you communist, anti-American?
by Guy Fieri is Jesus July 19, 2015
mugGet the Communist mug.

communist

A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 28, 2006
mugGet the communist mug.

Undertale Community

The perfect place to find all your favorite Undertale characters making out.
Did you see that great Toriel X Sans image in the Undertale Community? No, I only saw the "You're gonna have a bad time meme.
by pppom May 5, 2016
mugGet the Undertale Community mug.

communism

The situation where, the worst possible scenario that could happen, does. Usually a situation that one hasn't thought of.
Man skips work to pick his kid up from school. When he arrives, he finds out his son ran away. On his way back home the man hits his son, killing him, and his job fires him for being late to work.
by Rothelen August 28, 2003
mugGet the communism mug.

communism

An idea that worked out on paper, but failed miserably in practice. It actually might've worked quite well if Joseph Stalin didn't turn himself into an all-controlling despot.

Also a rarely understood economical system, partly because of capitalist governments during the Cold War telling people that it's wrong, and partly 'cos most people can't stand reading ten words of Marx's writing.
Communism in its essence consists of a classless society with an equalised economy. And no, I'm not defending or supporting it, I'm just posting my observations of it.
by tritium July 18, 2004
mugGet the communism mug.

Elgin Community College

ECC, Easy Cheap and Close, a college in Elgin, principle benefit is free parking and ash trays, as well as proximity to Colonial Diner, features some fine ass women on scholarships.
i didn't get in anywhere so I'm goin to elgin Community college...easy cheap and close
by Marcz January 10, 2011
mugGet the Elgin Community College mug.

Community College Syndrome

A false sense of academic entitlement that some community college graduates display after performing extremely well grade-wise during their tenure. It should be noted that this same student would most likely perform at or below average at a more difficult private or public univeristy, thus disovering reality. The symptoms seem to manifest themselves mainly in young women who believe a japanese introductry class and a passing grade in photoshop give them the footing to debate proust.
Jan: yeah so I graduated from GCC with a 4.0, like I'm really smart and don't agree with George Bush.
Cliff: Really, like his foreign policy or mishandling of Katrina?
Jan: Umm...well remember when he said, now watch this drive? I mean, c'mon now
Cliff: Hmmm, so that's your reason?
Jan: yeah, oh, and do you want fries with that?
Cliff (thinking): Big tits and a great ass, to bad for the community college syndrome
by Peppermint Pickles July 1, 2009
mugGet the Community College Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email