commatize

To add a comma to a sentence.

"We need to commatize that sentence."

by Dustin and Dan February 11, 2008

Commit a felony

Rollin a fatty with U.S. currency.

"I got the dollar, you got the weed."- Jay
"Who wants to commit a felony?"- Bob

by bob blazin September 20, 2009

African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 24, 2013

Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015

No commo

No commo is a phrase used similarly to no homo, but to clarify that you are not a Communist

No commo, but red is my favorite color.

No commo, but Animals by Pink Floyd is a great album.

by Cooly158 July 31, 2018

I'm going to commit suicide

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

by Chronicpain July 27, 2022

common sense

Simple logic. Something that liberals, Communists, Socialists, and most teenagers lack.

Do not stick your penis in the oven.
Do not let psychotic dictators attack you before you remove them from power.
Do not steal from people who earned their money and give it to people who didn't.

by CeLL June 30, 2004