Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
by Captain_Crunch February 3, 2005
Get the muffin codemug. Clean slate and I’ll buy the first round
That is... all previous shouts or rounds are forgotten and I will get the 'first round' (the next round to be bought)
That is... all previous shouts or rounds are forgotten and I will get the 'first round' (the next round to be bought)
by BeeryMcBeer July 23, 2012
Get the Code 12mug. A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.
by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014
Get the code of conductmug.
Get the Ghetto Codingmug. Prison guard / Military talk for Anal Intercourse between two men, usually in a correctional facility or Boot Camp.
by aguywhohatescodepink February 26, 2011
Get the Code Pinkmug. When a guy gets blue balls and later has to talk about it to his friends, but doesn't want everyone to hear.
(in a public place)
Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?
Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.
Jeremy: Ouch!
Jeremy: Hey man, did you get laid by that bitch you took home last night?
Kevin: Code blue. Dumb cunt passed out.
Jeremy: Ouch!
by AntwaanBreezy July 10, 2010
Get the Code Bluemug. a set of useless, bullshit rules that girls use to govern and bully around their friends, girls or guys.
examples of breaking the girl code:
1. you slept with a guy a friend used to like
2. you ask a guy out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. you are friends with someone your friend hates
examples of breaking the girl code:
1. you slept with a guy a friend used to like
2. you ask a guy out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. you are friends with someone your friend hates
Girl 1: "what did i do wrong?"
Girl 2: "hello!? you fucking broke the girl code rule #27."
Girl 3: "oh, duh, i checked out a guy that you once that was cute. i am so sorry."
Girl 2: "hello!? you fucking broke the girl code rule #27."
Girl 3: "oh, duh, i checked out a guy that you once that was cute. i am so sorry."
by ella123 August 23, 2005
Get the girl codemug.