COD

Cocktail of the day

Enjoying a COD on Friday with my friends

by Oxford not brogue March 7, 2023

Murray cod fishhook

The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.

My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.

by Badonka March 12, 2024

cod waters

1. The waters used to desalt codfish during it's preparation. Codfish should be immerse in cold water, in the proportions of 2/3 water to 1/3 codfish, during several hours. The water should be renewed every 6-8 hours.

2. Forgotten; to remain the same, stalled; a situation or plan that didn't progress.

"Honey, remember to change the cod water!"

"- Hey man, how's your plan to rule the world going?

- My bitch got pregnant, so it remains in cod waters, I guess..."

by GiraPratos April 16, 2017

cod tiktoker

a worthless fucking virgin who will upload his shitty clips to tiktok, their videos mostly feature the tiktoker shooting people who dont have brains, whilst repeatedly weapon swapping, sliding and jumping. they have nvidia filters cranked to the max

oh is that a cod tiktoker? what a worthless virgin

by defoooman November 21, 2021

Cod

Cod stands for call of duty a very popular game that have been made by so many different companies and have loads of series like black ops

Daniel: yo homeboy do you wanna play cod
Dog: I’m down

by Your dob June 11, 2018

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018