dark chocolate

an INCREDIBLY sexy, very dark-skinned black man.

Girl#1:"Wesley Snipes is SOOOOOOOO HOOOTTTT!!"
Girl#2:"That's cuz he's dark chocolate!"

by vanilla_fudge February 3, 2010

Chocolate Rain

Song by some guy named Tay Zonday. Completely took over the featured video listing on YouTube.

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In Chocolate Rain, he moves away from the mic to breathe in. Seriously.

by Dave8998 August 3, 2007

chocoholic

People who like chocolate, but don't understand the rules of word endings.

Derived (incorrectly) from "alcohol" and "alcoholic".

"Now I've met many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no 'chocohol'" - Demetri Martin

by forteblast May 19, 2010

Chocolate Rain

Shitting so hard that your toilet turns into a small African American fellow with a deep voice and starts singing a song.

Taco gave me Chocolate Rain last night!

by Pseodonym666 July 8, 2016

chocolate cave raider

A homosexual who is on the giving end of anal sex.

your mate's a chocolate cave raider

by william December 29, 2003

Chocolate theif

A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.

Eddie is the biggest Chocolate Theif I know.

by Hylian Hero December 31, 2004

chocolate falafel

Sexual term. When a guy sticks his tesicles against a female's ass and then teabags with them.

First description on Geekdrome, episode #21.

Last night I suprised my girlfriend with a chocolate falafel.

by Royce Murphy May 2, 2006