Chemical Kid

A person who does many drugs, drinks a lot, etc.

What kind of drugs has he done?

Cocaine, heroin, pops pills, smokes weed; he's a chemical kid.

by Bili Rubin. July 7, 2011

Morning piss chemicals

There has got to be something special about a morning piss.

Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "

by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

my chemical romance

A totally emo band that has some good material

If any of you Black Parade followers who think you know My Chemical Romance don't believe that they're emo, listen to Demolition Lovers. I'm the biggest thrasher out there and even I cried when I heard that song.

by MCR is emo May 17, 2007

chelm

the helm is the end of the cock when covered in knob cheese

"yeah i would suck his dick but it is a bit of a chelm"

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

chemical shower

the act of cumming on a girls face and then giving her a golden shower to clean it off.

jen was feeling dirty last night so she let me give her a chemical shower

by codyhjs September 1, 2007

my chemical romance

a shitty band that plays emo music has fans that scare the shit out of me and play the same danm song a million and a half time and they think there the shit when they really just suck major cock

my chemical romance is the band i hate the most

by jack mehof September 11, 2007

ChemComm Nazi

An old lady that works at PHS named Beebe. She is the most hated teacher by far and is a total bitch! She hates people walking around wearin their hats in school.

Doug: Man Beebe is a bitch!!!
Robert: Indeed man she's a bitch.

by Peiser May 2, 2005