government cheese

Government cheese was the most flavorful fantastic cheese ever made. It was the one thing poor kids had over rich ones. It was usually delivered to your door(if you had a home) in a large block, by the state. Government cheese got me through my childhood. Thank you Dad, for being such a loser.
"Dude, you know where I can get some government cheese?"

When in high school, we used government cheese in home ec class.
by welfarerecipient May 28, 2009
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shocker with cheese

The standard shocker with the use of thumb and or tounge to stimulate the clitoris at the same time.
" I gave that ho the shocker w/cheese,needless to say she came 13 times..."
by Orlando May 25, 2004
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Twattage Cheese

(n). synonymous with pussy cheese, slang for the white discharge often found in an unkempt pussy.
Stop putting that pussy on a pedestal, that girl so nasty, she got some twattage cheese in that meat taco.
by Igor Beaver January 13, 2009
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Cheese Grater

A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine March 23, 2016
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cheese for everyone!

A common phrase used by the Daedric Lord Shegorah in the popular video game TES IV: Oblivion
YOU: "Hello Shegorah! What's up?"
HIM: "cheese for everyone!"
YOU: "...ok then"
by Adoring_Fan_No.2 March 06, 2010
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Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese
by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021
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Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.
Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?
by Alfred! July 15, 2009
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