chav rock

Chav rock is a very general term for music that appeals to chav society. These bands tend to use lyrics that relate to chav culture, or may actually be deemed as chavs themselves. This genre of music has only been identified recently with the rise of chav culture in the United Kingdom.

Bands such as Oasis, The Arctic Monkeys and Hard-Fi could all be described as chav rock.

by Kraigy November 29, 2006

Chav Gang

A "chav gang" is a bunch of people who are dragging our planet down. They have the intellegance of a Scrotum and have the vocabulary of a retard. They spend their day outside the local shop asking innocent people to go in and buy tobacco and alcohol for them. If you refuse to go in then you will be attacked with a bunch of words that nobody has ever heard before and eventually you will be headbutted by the group leader (the kid in the stripey jumper). Chavs spend their weekends getting as drunk as possible off cider which they have bought with their mothers prostitution money. A chav will wear cheap clothes which they think looks "wikid init!". The main chav clothes are TN hats, Stripey "Teddy Baker" sweaters and Nike TN Trainers... If you ever see a gang like this and you dont feel like being abused then run because they only attack when they are in numbers an you are not.

"Eyaar yo go int shop for me lad"
"sorry mate im busy"
"you fuckin wat!!!"
"Move you chav"
"Ill headbutt you in a minute init bling bling"

Chav Gang

by mufcryan May 25, 2008

chav chariot

usually a corsa,punto,seicento,fiesta,nova with a 1.0 litre engine witha lowered springs,body kit and a stupidly big sound system worth more than the car. and a big fart cannon exhaust that can be heard a mile away. and the car is barely road legal with 5 spotty chavs sat in it with the drive sat at a stupid angle.with the only performance modification being a k&n air filter. or a nova or a corsa with a c20xe or c20let red tiop engine in it whichis undeclared with not adequate brakes or suspension.usually built by some one called barry.

the chav chariot nov could be heard a mile away.

barrys 2 litre chav chariot nova got beat by the 1967 chevrolet camaro ss at santa pod

"daves nova looks like a chav chariot with that body kit"

by v8 classic December 24, 2007

Chav up

To make an innocent word, object or being a complete utter chav.

"Why did you chav up your car with that body kit, you spanny!"

by kezuke June 18, 2007

chav off

to inform a burberry boy to please leave the vicinity, as their 9ct gold chain is starting to offend ones eyes.

Chav : "OI OI DJ...get some basshunter on innit everyone will go mental to it..innit"

DJ : "Chav off!!!.... here's b-witched"

by tom best October 17, 2008

Rural Chav

The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.

If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Weasel Chav

a small pathetic chav, found in inner cities, where they think there bad lil men. their paws can be lethal and they talk fast. thought to be a super hero

damn look at that weasel chav over there
run its a weasel chav
be careful of his paws
weasel chav to the rescue

by Fester 19887 January 30, 2007