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Castration

You had better not have cut your fucking weiners of you assholes! I swear to fucking God I will kill the absolute shit out of you!
Hym "No, fuck you if you did a fucking castration to spite me I swear to fucking God I'm making robot dicks. That's my next fucking endeavor. 'Robot dicks for idiots' I'm calling it. If you cocksuckers did that I swear.... Rrrmmm. You motherfuckers. I am going to be pissed. You need to use your fucking shit-head right."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Castration

a traditional/religious surgical removal of a male's testicles, mostly this was performed on some parts of the Middle East, or whatever place on the world.

Castration is more like a vasectomy but instead of removing a part that involves reproduction, it cuts a major part of the male reproductive system.

Fortunately, animals are instead performed castration.
What a bummer! My ancestors got castration!
by anonymous October 15, 2025
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Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.
Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.
by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Phillip Castro

Sexy male with luscious dreads or braids.
Best athlete
Gets plenty of girls
Incredibly smart
Girl: My new boyfriend is a sexy, fast, strong, intelligent girl magnet

Bestfriend: Bet his name is Phillip Castro!
Girl: How did you know

Bestfriend: It’s obvious!!
by NightFlyer66 February 22, 2019
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Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such a Aysia Castro
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Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.
Wow she’s such an Aysia Castro
by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019
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