worst case scenarioism

Health anxiety created by googling your symptoms, ignoring page after page of reassuring data, then reading one line saying you'll be dead in 10 days with undiagnosed cancer, on websites such as "wrong-diagnosis-dot-com" or such like.

Mike, suffered a severe attack of "worst case scenarioism" characterized by: fear of imminent death, facing difficult music choices for his funeral, and excessive will writing.

The attack came on very suddenly as a result of googling his haemorrhoid symptoms.

by DoctorAndy June 23, 2021

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head

Ur gullible

Chronic Case of a nigga in need of head is very contagious

by Chronigga June 26, 2021

a_case_of_the_marvels

One of the most amazing people ever. Makes amazing edits and is the best mutual <3

Isn’t that a_case_of_the_marvels? Oh yeah it is, I heard they are an amazing mutual

by Usernamecrisis October 14, 2021

court case in a can

Cody's Bourbon and Cola - well known as "court case in a can" in New Zealand. Named as such due to the frequency of violence and police call outs related to consumers of Cody's. Consumed by obnoxious 12 year-olds getting drunk in city skate parks, through to hard blokes and sheilas in rural New Zealand.
Originally 12% alcohol, they have slowly been getting reduced down in alcohol strength (7% as of 2022) due to pressure from police and politicians.

You crack the first court case in a can and suddenly it's tomorrow, you've got no shirt on and you're wearing somebody else's jandals.

by DarkFalcon February 16, 2022

Basket case

Insterting a deflated basketball (go big or go home)(please use lube) into your anus and inflating.

Steve you such a basket case

by 10Kamil February 26, 2022

Spazket-case

A person that is acting like a spaz, and a basket-case.

"Get off my lawn you spazket-case!"

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Briff-Case

that one annoying teacher that that dont even teach you and is racist to asians "specifically Chinese, Japanese, Korean" He usually has a bald head and a heavy build

"wow look at that briff-case"

"HEY CHINK DO YOU WANNA USE CHOPSTICKS TO EAT RICE?!, MY WIFE IS JAPANESE THAT IS NOT VERY NICE ALSO I LIKE BAO BAO"

"wow what a briff-case"

by yaminator_lover_563563 May 26, 2022