carolina pitchfork

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.

I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.

by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024

South Carolina Reach Around

When a big burly southern inmate reaches around his cell bars and grabs your little willy.

"He gave 'im the good ol' South Carolina reach around"

by Jo.momma December 17, 2021

Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

North Carolina Nose Job

The male equivalent of the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. The act of rapidly inserting one’s penis into another’s nasal cavity for the purpose of clearing a clogged nostril.

Becky you have to try North Carolina Nose Job, Bob gave me one last night and I can finally breathe again!

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

carolina shitman

When someone thinks they have a fast car but it's really slow. They are a shitman instead of a hitman.

Dorsey thinks he's the Carolina hitman but he's really the Carolina shitman.

by TN1/8thracer October 19, 2020

Carolina Blowjob

When ones partner consumes a Carolina reaper before giving a blowjob. The heat slowly builds until your dick is red and flaming hot eventually leading to an extremely intense bj that you and your partner will never forget.

Dang dude, you got a Carolina blowjob that's intense.

by el KTR January 25, 2021