Care bear

A dude that is soft. A non-thug type of guy. Some one who lacks toughness.

Yo... Dude right there is a Care bear...!

by Him ova there January 22, 2016

being very careful

The delusion many experience while taking enormous risks with their health and their lives, during the Covid pandemic.

"You're going where??"

"Out to dinner. With friends. We're so done with being locked up."

"Don't you realize it's not safe to do that?"

"Oh, I'm being very careful."

by Monkey's Dad July 21, 2020

Care Bear Stare

The act of slicing open your stomach, similar to seppuku, and letting your organs fall out to intimidate others. Old term that originated from the Care Bears show, that was given an adult spin.

The suspect escaped after giving the officers the Care Bear Stare.

by MMathGeek November 1, 2022

Care

Being care on something means that you do not care.

Im pregnant.
Im care on it.

by Rickenberg November 24, 2016

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL

what a wizard in dnd says at least once in a campaign

Rogue: please don't
Paladin: we don't have nea-
Wizard: I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL THE ROOM IS I CAST FIREBALL
everyone dies the end

by dnd eggs February 5, 2025

Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."

Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...

by The Yar February 13, 2018

Care Bear Share

When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.

Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.

by vapper8375 April 7, 2015