cabnicreep

the structural condition on which the closing of one kitchen cabinet causes anther to open

as i closed the cabinet door, the top one opened, creating a scene of cabnicreep.

by Jhulianase December 23, 2009

cabitchulation

Giving up but still bitching and whining about the unfairness of it all.

His effort was pitiful. But his cabitchulation was world class.

by pjddvm August 7, 2012

cabin dick

A claustrophobic reaction that takes place when a man's meat sword is isolated and/or shut in a small space, with no one to do for an extended period. Cabin dick describes the extreme irritability and restlessness of the custard cannon in these situations.

A person may experience cabin dick in a situation such as being in a simple country vacation cottage lacking in proper attention to the one-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout. When experiencing cabin dick, the oyster probe may tend to shrivel, have distrust of the owner, and an urge to get out of the pants even in the rain, snow, dark or hail. The phrase is also used humorously to indicate the simple boredom from beating off at home alone.

My girl just told me we're going to spend the holidays at her grandparents house and they're making us sleep in separate beds, I'm going to have the worst case of cabin dick.

by Sr. Maj December 14, 2014

Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.

That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

by Raytheangrytaxidispatcher March 5, 2015

Cabbage Water

Watered down semen, usually occurring as a direct result of over-fapping.

"So I tugged myself stupid to Vicky Vette clips last night. After a couple of dozen skeets, I wasn't shooting anything other than cabbage water."

by Brubaker1971 June 8, 2015

Cabbitch

A person detoxing and eating nothing but fruits and veggies and is super mad at the world

Janie need to get off this fucking detox. She's acting like such a cabbitch!

by Are Em May 7, 2016

Cabboge

A cabboge is a person who is special in their own ways. They are kinda crazy and sometimes loud. But they are also super pretty and overall great friends.

Bethany is the original cabboge.

by MagnusIsAsGreatAsGlitter June 1, 2017