Favorite Native American pastime, perfected and propagated by the Wampanoags, in which contestants endeavor to the be the first to poop out kernels of a meal of corn begun at an agreed upon hour. Serious matches involve the careful auditing, often by independent counsel, of each contestant's meals in the days preceding the main event, such that no contestant enters the competition having recently eaten corn.
Despite his prowess in corn races throughout the early 17th Century, Squanto has continually failed to win admission to National Corn Racing Hall of Fame, headquarted in Plymouth, MA.
by The Whaler March 02, 2008
by David Hanky August 20, 2005
this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.
by the great cornholio June 18, 2006
n.- The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which bits of corn are eliminated from the body.
aka: bung-hole
aka: bung-hole
by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003
by DarrenTanKJackso February 05, 2019
a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.
Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?
by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 February 12, 2012
A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
by BanditoSlim October 08, 2011