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Cop Hold

To suddenly interrupt a cell phone convo by saying "COP HOLD"
If you are talking on a cell phone while driving, in an area where it is illegal, you have to quickly lower your phone out of sight if the police drive by.
Girl on phone: "So this creepy guy was, like, staring at my COP HOLD (pause)
BFF she's taking to: (understands the sudden interruption)
Girl on phone: "OK he's gone. So anyway..."
by carlsharp August 5, 2007
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head cop

A wiki sysop who alters or deletes words and their definitions and blocks access of the contributors who post them. (See Thought Police.)
That web site is operated by the head cops. My mother would make a good head cop. This site is run by a head cop. My brother is a head cop.
by Patrick Eberhart May 4, 2006
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bubblegum cops

Police officers with poor morale, equipment, + training -who are not united as a team + have their own agenda - are scared, weak, + contain powers that are ambiguous.
Bubblegum cops: swear to uphold the law, enforce it, + they don't + get away with it.
by S.R.A. May 6, 2006
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cop off

American slang for stealing or pocketing an item, often of dubious or minor value. Archaic , dates from the 1950s-1960s, especially popular on the West Coast in those days.

May have been replaced by "rip off" in the late 1960s, which became a much more broad term and eventually a noun as well as a verb.
"I'm not putting my beer down. One of these biker dudes might cop off with it."

"Where's my hat?"
"That chick you were talking to earlier. I think she copped off with it."
by malbuff March 12, 2020
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Mad Cops

When three or more cop cars are spotted on the same road.
Ryan: What you doing man?
Jimmy: I heard mad cops going up and down this road.
Ryan: Word.
by Hunter Of Chairs March 1, 2009
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Cop Coach

A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!
Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!

Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?

Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.

Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!

Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.

Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.

Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.

Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!

Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 18, 2012
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Cop House

Another word used to describe a police station. Because all the cops are from there, it can accurately be described as their house.
John: "Danny was driving way to fast around the roundabout in front of the cop house. I thought we were done for."
Ikeo: "Yeah, the cops in this town won't let that fly. I'm surprised he didn't get screwed."
by Dude John James February 6, 2008
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