cobalt clit

the female equivalent of blue balls. A peak of sexual excitement and/or frustration without release of an orgasm

After making out all night her parents came home early and her boyfriend had to leave before they got to close the deal leaving her with a cobalt clit.

by ironmask October 4, 2011

Clit

The place where magical things happen that is mostly only easy to find if you are a lesbian.

Girl: do you even know what the FUCK a clit is?

Guy: yes. An-

Girl: thenfucking USE IT

by Taco_glock May 11, 2020

get off my clit

a term used by females to inform someone to not be so bothersome/ to say "get off my back" or a male version "get off my joc"

greg: WHY U AIN'T CALL? WHERE U BEEN? HOW COME U AIN'T TEXT ME BAC? HUH!!!

rika: wat tha fuk dude! GET OFF MY CLIT!!

by toosexcRIKA November 6, 2007

clent

First discovered in late 2003(A.D.) "Clent" is a highly versatile word derived from the name of an English town, city, or.. whatever the hell it is... Its founders stumbled across the pitiful excuse for a place during a routine trip to Basingstoke, and found its resonance to be of a somewhat offensive nature. It has since been employed by perhaps five aspiring young rocket scientists as an expression for loathing and contempt.

Synonyms:
1. Most swear words and obscenities.
2. Thrush, herpes, the clap, syphilis, and venereal diseases in general.
3. Anything worthy of the following descriptions: shit, minging, crap, etc.

1. OH CLENT!
2. Oh dear, I think I caught the clent off old Bertha.
3. This is a pile of rotten clent!

by thecannibal March 12, 2004

clit

They call it "the man in the boat"; because it lies inside a thin-walled scoop of tender flesh and pops up and out when the "trout" starts biting.

My old girlfriend once told me, she was the luckiest woman in the world...her clit; "the man in the boat" was located right upfront and alert and quite proud to what was going on with it. She was addicted to it.

by muffin mechanic November 24, 2009

clunt

A clumsy bitch or woman

As the waitress spilled the Iced Tea onto the customer's lap, he was heard to say "What a clunt"

by bill kiskin December 11, 2003

clit licker

A heterosexual male, as opposed to a homosexual one

He's not gay; he's a clit licker.

by Todd Patina July 4, 2005