peanut butter munching

The act of placing peanut butter on ones own genetailia or anus and allowing ones pet, usually a dog, to lick the peanut butter off. causing an orgasm

JESSE: i let my dog munch peanut butter off my asshole

CANDI: That's hot!!!, i should try PEANUT BUTTER MUNCHING!!

BOBBIE: you're a fucking sicko

by PARTNERS IN CRIME TOO October 23, 2010

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Breastfeeding Butter

Someone who claims to support breastfeeding, BUT really doesn't.

Ain't no buts about it when you claim to support breastfeeding.

Breastfeeding Butter "I support breastfeeding, but only if you use a cover."

by Breastfeeding Mama Talk March 21, 2017

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Accomplishing a Lumpy Peanut Butter is no walk in the park. Many have failed resulting in massive injury. The first step in completing this amazing feat requires courage. First, the male (or shemale) will stick is entire scrotum into an inhabitted wasps nest and rapidly shake and thrash about as if the person was having a seizure. Next, the person will submerge their now lumpy sack into a jar of skippies peanut butter. Finally, the person will hang closely infront of a pack of starving wolves and wave their now perfectly prepaired testicles in a taunting manner. They will ultimately be torn to shreds resulting in the greatest high of all time, otherwise known a s a super high.

Andy- Hey man i just did a Lumpy Peanut Butter!
Josh- Wow really?! How was it?
Andy- FUCKING AWESOME!!!

by ABurrgess January 4, 2013

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a cow made of butter

My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

Wow. A cow made of butter. My girls would love this. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was, “I like butter”.

by thexug October 1, 2021

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Butter Wouldn’t Melt

The original expression was “Butter wouldn’t melt in his/her mouth”. What this means is when you find someone, a child or animal who is quite obviously responsible for some misdemeanour and they deny it and look at you with an expression of angelic innocence and, in spite of all the evidence continue to lie, that’s when you say that Butter Wouldn’t Melt.

“It wasn’t me that broke the jug, it was the dog.”
“We haven’t got a dog.”
“It came in from outside, it wasn’t me.”
“Oh yeah, and I suppose butter wouldn’t melt!”

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2019

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