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Penis Butthole Fart

You stick your own penis in your butthole and fart it out.
John is into freaky stuff, he penis butthole farted plenty of times before
by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022
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Ghost butthole grabber

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"
I just got poked by that "ghost butthole grabber"
by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022
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leaky butthole syndrome

Fake disorder that a bad mom uses as an excuse to keep their kid at school even though he has exploding diarrhea
"He his shitting everywhere and on everything, he needs not to be here at school, but mom has a doctor's for leaky butthole syndrome so the principal said we can't send him home"
by IrishMerc September 29, 2021
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butthole-itchy-itis

butthoke itching after covid 19 vaccine
John- I have butthole-itchy-itis
tim- from the covid shot
john- yes.
by jiggywiggy69 May 23, 2021
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Flammin' Hot Butthole

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.
Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.

Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010
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Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT
by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013
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Fist Her Butthole

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.
Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011
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