by CoolMe1 May 28, 2022

"lol nagen has a king kong butthole XD!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"
"I think my asshole leveled up to king kong butthole after last night!"
by nayginitraw May 27, 2017

When you stealthily swim up on someone in the pool and you poke them in the butthole and then say "ghost butthole grabber... yeahhh"
by Hizzlebadizzle March 31, 2022

To dive or take a leap toward ones anus for painful penatration, at a distance anywhere from 3 to 33ft. Figuratively or actually. More so along the lines of having to do something stupid and painful.
I feel that I'm just standing in line for a butthole high-dive in the army at times.
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
Josh, why did you have to butthole high-dive me last nite with tricking me into the two-hand touch with that wildabeast at the bar?
by Chacharillo February 18, 2017

After consuming an entire bag of the delicious Flammin' Hot Cheetos, before bed. You will arise in the morning needing to leave some wolf bait aka releasing feces. At this point you will realize that you have made a bad choice. You're rear end will then feel as if you have been inhaling, the previously stated, Flammin' Hot Cheetos, directly into you're butthole.
Kid: ahhhh, arrgggghhh, awwwww, my tender anus.
Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
Mother: Whats wrong honey.
Kid: Too many flammin' hot cheetos
Mother:(To father) I think our son has a Flammin' hot butthole.
by Christmas Tang September 2, 2010

by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013

The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.
Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
by The P-P-P-Punisher February 28, 2011
