Ding Dong Ditch

When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.
"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"
by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 25, 2010
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Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.
My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.
by mung-fu March 08, 2017
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shama lama ding dong

Correction: The song was written by Mike Davis for the movie Animal House. It was performed by Lloyd Williams who sang the part of Otis Day. DeWayne Jessie was the actor who portrayed Otis Day on-screen but he was lip synching to Lloyd Williams' vocals.
You put the shama lama ding dong in my shoobie doobie doo.
by KublaConn November 03, 2007
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Ding-Dong Don't Ditch

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
by NH GROSS October 04, 2009
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scam-a-lama-ding-dong

Some radio personality named "Magic Matt" Alan famously used this term. Apparently it refers to a scam of the highest order, a far-reaching con, like global warming.
"You know, it is a big scam-a-lama-ding-dong, it doesn't freakin' exist!" -- "Magic Matt"
by wbeaumo March 07, 2008
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shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken
by Roots aka conn October 27, 2008
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