Brooklyn

Brooklyn - where do we start. There have been allegations of her having stds , after reading this definition I’ll let you be a judge of that . Brooklyn Has a weird thing for licking hobos, Infact she’s been seen in the woods near her house mingling with the hobos. Her laugh is comparable to a donkey on helium , expect some tears. One of her favourite pass times includes some questionable acts including seeds while inside an airplane bathroom- I’ll leave it at that 😳Some of her best insults include calling others “Taylor swift wannabes” , or “Jake Paul wannabes “ be aware as she will steal your mommy and daddy. One of her nicknames is “daddy’s little angel” other nicknames include “the shankstress “ after one of her old flames- Shanky . She has been seen drinking an unhealthy amount of tea- some have said vomit inducing . Brooklyn’s tend to be quite clumsy, we recommend wrapping them in bubble wrap. Brooklyn’s just some stupid vegetarian . Oh yeah and did we mention she’s gay?

“Some random person was tapping on my windows last night” “was probably Brooklyn”

by Thatscottishogregirl September 18, 2020

Flag

Get the Brooklyn mug.

Brooklyn Tech

yeah its special alright

woah you look like shit what happened?
i go to brooklyn tech

by bigbeefo September 21, 2021

Flag

Get the Brooklyn Tech mug.

Brooklyn

The most bratty person you’ll ever meet she so rude and never stop talking she’ll act like ur friend for a few days then become ur worst enemy she is such a asshole and if ur stupid like me You’ll take her back then she’ll steal ur crush right in front of you the most biggest bitch I’ve ever met and trust me she is all the following a pussy motherfucking bitch ass hoe with a whore fucking personality so never take her as ur friend you’ll regret it

“Hey isn’t that girls name Brooklyn ?”

“Yeah she is such a bitch !”

by xxhopes November 18, 2019

Flag