brick on water

a floating piece of poop that just splashed piss water all over your back.

dude come here i need you to wipe my back and look at this brick on water.

by rainczech August 19, 2009

Brick Week

can be used in context of either half way point to midterms, or also midpoint between midterms and finals for any college. It's a major test/homework/project week where you are slammed with work and studying. It's also called "hitting the wall" or "hitting the brick wall"

Hey man, are you ready for brick week?

by Navi09 January 31, 2010

brick handler

one who handles bricks, i.e., of marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.; someone who deals large quantities of drugs

"That guy makes mad money, he's a straight up brick handler."

"I'm about to get a tattoo of a brick with a handle on it, cause I'm a certified brick handler."

by Père Temps October 28, 2011

Brick Doily

The toilet paper you lay over a poo in a toilet to help it flush away.

That crap wasn't going, so I had to give it a brick doily.

by Ambush_Bug June 12, 2012

Brick Pokemon

A man who only loves Pokemon and his boyfriend Bigfoot. A complete spazz, who wont stop screaming until he draws a picture and forces people to compliment it. They may greet you 5 times in an hour, asking the same questions over and over again. Also, claims to love anime, but they only like One Piece. They will prove a point just to disagree with that point completely. They love Disney Princesses, but really their favourite princess is Tiana. Best friends with Chedaloo because they both have anger in common.

A statement by Brick Pokemon: I hate you all u suck make up ur mind already. Go live in the rainbows with ur sexual buddies and have some fun times under the rainbow blankets so ya I'm gay and I'm proud honeys and I'm not going to the rainbows ! I hate the gays and the lesbians ! I love being gay it's soo fun u get to experience a whole new kind of sex that straight ppl don't get ! So gays can go to the rainbows ! I love gays

by Mondegreens September 19, 2012

Brick'd

The act of striking someone solidly on the back of the head with a Nokia brick mobile device, causing acute pain for the victim while leaving the phone undamaged if not strengthened.

Jim: Do you see the bruise on the back of my head?
Sam: Yeah, looks like you've been brick'd!

by LordWolv December 10, 2013

brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz July 15, 2016