Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 23, 2015

Roll Bowl

(rollin bowlin)
The act of driving around in a vehicle smoking marijuana (typically enacted in a chill residential area with low police activity).

Smoker 1: You down for a roll bowl?
Smoker 2: HELL YEAH!

by Anonymous dude that gets high January 9, 2009

Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.

Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.

by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019

McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.

Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

Josh bowl

A minuscule amount of marijuana in a bong bowl that will suffice the need of Joshua’s desires.

“Bro he only loaded a Josh bowl, it won’t be enough to share, He hoe’n.”

by Killchina April 6, 2022

Bowling for Ass

To fling one's balls with such force that your entire body is propelled toward the nearest gaping anus. Both balls in the ass signify a strike and one ball signifies a spare.

I went bowling for ass at David's house last night. We were getting strikes left and right.

by DecayingReverie July 24, 2015

Bowl-Stroll

Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.

"Dude you look pissed."

"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."

"that sucks dude."

"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"

by M Jamo July 30, 2009