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A bunch of bog trotters who wish they could be from France.
British Person: I am British

Human: Sheep Shagger

French person: Hey you wanna come to Paris? I'll kick your ass.

British person: Sure
by Brits Suck August 25, 2007
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See also Axie-Dugan, Shamey-Dugan, and Gold-Chainey-Dugan.

An ex-boyfriend of mine who was British, but greasy, weird and annoying. Everyone liked him solely because he was British. I too was a fool and acted like a gullible idiot and went out with him for three days.
Me: Everyone liked Everyone-Liked-Him-Because-He-Was-Britishy-Dugan because he was British.
by Definition Dugan September 6, 2004
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british smile

a term mainly used by african parents to their children. This is where someone is smiling or laughing without meaning it.
one friend says a really unfunny joke

the other puts on a british smile and pretends to find it funny
by baddog64 May 11, 2009
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britishism

1) Uselessly adding silent letters to words to make them look more classier, despite that it's been out of style since the 18th century. Also, a British equivalent of an American made word.

2) A British invention that required American integrity to become effective.
1) Progamme, armour, colour, tonne, lift, ect.

2) Machine guns, automobiles, computers, ect.
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
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British Tank

Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.
by 5th Column May 12, 2003
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britishey

used to relate words to the country of Britain
After honeymoon in Britain, the couple talked britishey
by Shawnathon August 17, 2009
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British Rounders

An alternate name for doughnuts, specifically those made in the U.K. but sold in the U.S.
Hey, Did you pick up some British Rounders to go with our afternoon tea?
by statikleep June 14, 2011
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