A lose vajaja. It refers to a significantly enlarged vagina, often attributed to a woman having had numerous sexual partners, which may have stretched the vaginal walls considerably.
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Cletus: How so ?
Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
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Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
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Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
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Virgil: I took a shit and it curled around in the toilet bowl. It looked like a bologna ring.
Cletus: Ew.
Virgil : It just spun round and round in there leaving skid marks but never went to it's home so I left it.
Cletus : What about the next man up ?
Virgil: While I was getting my gas station hot dog, Takis and fountain drink I heard the cashier call for cleanup near aisle 7. I think the toilet overflowed and it slithered it's way out onto the floor. I saw the junior gas station attendant heading towards the area with a mop and a snow shovel for scraping that bad boy off the floor. All in a days work I guess.
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(noun / adjective / interjection)
Definition:
A made-up but expressive term used to describe unnecessary nonsense, bad vibes, or over-the-top drama. Often said when someone’s acting wild, talking nonsense, or bringing negativity into a situation.
Alternate forms:
bodigity-ass, full of bodigity
Origin:
Edward "Lucky" Brown
(noun / adjective / interjection)
Definition:
A made-up but expressive term used to describe unnecessary nonsense, bad vibes, or over-the-top drama. Often said when someone’s acting wild, talking nonsense, or bringing negativity into a situation.
Alternate forms:
bodigity-ass, full of bodigity
Origin:
Edward "Lucky" Brown
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