The Curious Case of Benjamin Button 

The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.

OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by whootwhoot March 25, 2009

Filthy Benjamin

Anally fucking a woman that has a lightbulb in her mouth whilst flying a kite in a lightning storm.

Heather was feeling frisky and begged me to give her a Filthy Benjamin while it was storming out...and I'll be damned if that lightbulb didn't glow!

Filthy Benjamin by JizzleMcGrizzle March 31, 2014

crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.

Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!

crispy benjamin by jahdsk August 13, 2007

Breaking Benjamin 

A 2000s hard rock/post grunge/alternative metal band, formed in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, United States, that split up after making their 4th album Dear Agony. Benjamin Burnley, lead singer, brought the band back together with different members in 2014 and released their 2015 album Dark Before Dawn. The members are Ben Burnley-Lead singer and guitarist, Keith Wallen-Guitarist and singer, Jasen Rauch-Guitarist, Aaron Bruch-Bassist and singer, and Shaun Foist-Drummer.

Breaking Benjamin is my favorite band!! Rock on!!!

Breaking Benjamin by UntilTheEndBB June 3, 2017

Bryce Benjamin 

8 inches, nice guy, gamer, smart, chill, Uzi Vert Fan, shoutout to Trojan Condoms for helping me out with my life.

Bryce Benjamin is a guy who will never expose you.

Bryce Benjamin by arseface69420 November 20, 2020

Joseph Benjamin Anderson 

An extremely rich and privileged white supremacist that constantly exerts his/her white power.
Is always correct and is called rich whenever anything is brought up.

Me: Wow this guy is acting like he's better than us and owns the place.
Friend: You mean him?
Me: Yes, he's rich.
Friend: Ah, a Joseph Benjamin Anderson.

Joseph Benjamin Anderson by CheesyChurros March 20, 2019

baby benjamin 

Garrett Watts love child with the devil. Most iconic child in the history of the memes.

Baby Benjamin is literally the scariest baby in the world, but I still stan him.

baby benjamin by mytoeisblue March 5, 2019