shit the bed

Phrase to express shock, amazement, or disappointment; made famous by a guy that looked like a mole and had breath that smelled like shit.

Upon learning that his mobile home had fallen off the cinder blocks holding it up, Joe exclaimed, "Awwww, shit the bed!"

by Osselroid February 14, 2017

Bed Burn

1) when in bed and you get rug burn usually during crazy sex

2)whn lainy in bed on your belly and you move too fast usually arma on the elbow and you hurt yourself

dude check it out!

is that what i think it is

hell yeah i was with this chick last night and she totally gave me bed burn

awesome

Holy crap that hurt

what i just gave myself bed burn

haha that sucks

by livelifeloud742 October 6, 2009

bed nigga

It's when white people snatch you from your bed .

Sleep tight don't let the bed niggas bite

by 1738tiger June 28, 2016

Shit the bed

Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.

My truck was working fine yesterday but it shit the bed last night.

by N.jackass March 19, 2014

Pissed the bed

Thinking something happened that didn't.

Catherine really pissed the bed when she thought her water broke.

by Turd ferguson August 23, 2014

shit the bed

Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.

Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.

by Liam2017 January 11, 2017

Bed Browsing

Browsing for a random persons bed to sleeping in. Knowing the person is not necessary.

Cara: "Where are you sleeping tonight?"
Ali: "I don't know yet, I'll probably just end up bed browsing."

by Ninicole April 13, 2008