Bean Man

The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.

Dang i got beans from the all powerful bean man.

by Joebama111 March 18, 2022

Beany Bean

Beany Bean is a very nice dog who has very large eyes and appears in pictures with shoulders in the background. The legendary Bean roams Utah in search of blankets to throw up on at the best of times. Beany Bean’s special ability is annoying someone that I know and who should get more sleep because she stays up until five in the morning but who knows who’s fault that is it is totally not mine.

Beany Bean has the potential to be a murderer but we have no evidence yet.

by ANervousGuyWithoutConfidence July 22, 2019

bean wrinkler

Taking a shit

I got to take a bean wrinkler

by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

flung bean

Having launched a homogeneous puree of usually refried beans off a utensil using a flinging motion.

Adam: Dude what is on my sleeping bag?

Jess: Sorry, I just flung bean.

by smitty760 June 29, 2011

cracker with beans

A name for a person of half mexican and half white descent.

James: Yo Senor Sullivan your a cracker with beans just like me!

Senor Sullivan: Go to the office and write me a paper of what a cracker with beans is

James: shit..

by James Meyerhoff January 27, 2009

Netflickin' the bean

Female masturbating to hot male actors while binge watching a Netflix series.

I think she only watches that show because she likes netflickin' the bean when actor X comes on.

by I just thought of it now April 21, 2020

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

by PankStank June 2, 2018