Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Hand in barrel

Basically referring to something that you’ve dealt with before or something you go through everyday.

I’m used to John complaining about his dad, it’s so hand in barrel now

Most of the stuff Mandy talks about is just hand in barrel now

by I_Know_Tingz November 24, 2023

bodies-in-the-barrels

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.

'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'

by fasteddyking November 29, 2023

Wank Barrel

A barrel into which a person sits and ejaculates.

I feel so safe and comfortable in my Wank Barrel.

by jayc33 December 13, 2023

Barrel Maxxing

the inability to take a joke or thinking everything is directed at you.

Dude stop barrel maxxing just take the joke.

by mmitmat December 16, 2023

Barrel-Fuck

Also called "The Georgia Sunshine", "What are you doing step bro?" or "Old-timer's fleshlight" - To capture something (particularly an ape such as a baboon or gorilla) within a container (typically an empty barrel or large drinking keg) , tip it over to where its behind is facing up and pound said thing's guts to oblivion.

"Ever barrel-fucked a baboon buck nekked in the middle of the Sahara, balls-deep in pink so nice ya gotta tap it twice? That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150."

by W0W32987 January 4, 2023