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Loose Barbie

A girl who thinks she's hot, kind and popular, when in reality she's not that, just a nasty snake, she'd be so much hotter with a kinder personality (a nickname mainly used for chavs)
M: Oh, my God. Loose Barbie saw me today and looked down so I wouldn't recognise her!
T: Really?! Oh, my God.
by M4xyw4xy October 18, 2024
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barbie crotch

When a woman's shaven pussy is built in such a way that looking at her straight-on from the front and standing, you don't see any hint of lips, slit, or clit at all, making it look like she just has no genitals, just a completely blank crotch, like a living Barbie doll. Common on curvier/chubbier women.
I'm surprised that Barbie crotch is not a more popular porn fetish.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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safety barbie

A female that is in a safety position within a company that sucks upper Managments dicks or owners that doesn’t understand there job.
Safety Barbie face print was found in the copier glass.
by Workplacefuckup April 20, 2018
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The barbie effect

A supernatural effect meaning that right in the moment when you need something, it doesn't actually work or it vanishes all of a sudden (and obviously after you don't need it anymore it appears out of the blue or, even worse, it works).
We couldn't see the movie yesterday night because of the barbie effect.

-Hey, John, can I borrow your bottle opener?
-Sorry, man. I can't find it, the barbie effect strikes again
by Izzzir May 6, 2020
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Barbie pouch

A synonym for the wordvagina
My Barbie pouch is itchy. How can I stop it from itching?
by Catgirlsixtynyaan May 2, 2023
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barbie house

when someone considered to be rich af is trying to fuck you over small amount of money (especially rappers when they don’t wanna pay producers for beats)
meme_wlk “I can’t pay you for that beat I just bought my daughter a barbie house”
by gucciwater361 May 7, 2020
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Barbie Lung

Having zero capacity to hold the smoke in. Coughs violently from Reggie.
Damn, she hit the bong so hard, she died. That girl has Barbie Lung. R.I.P.
by 210Tex May 4, 2020
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