Air Bowing

term referring to novice violin and chello players who pretend to play during musical performances in order to impress their parents.

When I was in fourth grade, all I did was air bow. Carolyn is a really good violin player, when I was her age I just air bowed. There were several children air bowing the concert.

by Madison D. May 5, 2007

Boofing

To make a large stink, that is merely hot air and smells of shit.

“Did you hear about the Democrats boofing it up in the senate over that Supreme Court Justice?”

by Dragonkyng October 6, 2018

Boofing

Two dudes going at it, in the butt.

Fuck a bromance, we're boofing!

by Mr. Etymology February 27, 2008

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Bowfinger

A hand gesture - the index finger is rubbed across the thumb nail as the thumb rests on the side of the second finger.Looks like a tiny violin ("playing a symphony just for you") The meaning is one of insincere sympathy - such as "awww .....poor you" or "how sad" . Used to denote someone as "sad" in an insincere or derogatory way.

"What a bowfinger" "She/he is true bowfinger"

by glitch93 August 29, 2012

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.

John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.

by JGottli December 14, 2008

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011