jon boat

a modern age miracle used to glide atop glistening blue water whilst hunting ducks, manbearpigs, or crocs. constructed of premium particle board, or space grade aluminum.

Also an elite team of army fuelers. "go team jon boat!"

"Hey guy, why you lookin at expensive worthless boats? You need to get yourself a good ol cheap reliable jon boat."
"What the hell is a jon boat?" (see above definition)

by JDAM! July 8, 2010

Thug Boat

A large, tricked out older model vehicle with a pushy driver at the wheel.

I was already upset with the slow moving traffic, but the thug boat behind me thought that everyone would move faster if they pumped their bass and laid on the horn.

by Commander Justin Case May 15, 2011

Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.

I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.

by King Butthole October 11, 2019

Don't float your own boat

Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.

Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"

by amkooks March 19, 2012

shrimp boat

A term to describe the acrid smell of a nasty bitches vagina.

Sweet jesus it smells like a shrimp boat down here.

by Lifter5 January 13, 2008

bald man in the boat

Same as the little man in the boat.
The woman's Clit.

Licking the bald man in the boat
will make your woman CUM!!!

by Rick Y December 9, 2008

tuna boat

sloppy, floppy, pussy that hasn't been washed so it smells like rotten fish.

close your legs i can smell your tuna boat

by fuzznips March 22, 2010