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Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)
Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!
by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024
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Australian Creampie

When you cum inside an Australian and they thank you by giving you a Vegemite sandwich
“I gave her an Australian Creampie. I came in her land down under and she just smiled and handed me a Vegemite sandwich
by Haymen81 August 29, 2022
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Australian

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).
Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
by 239429034802 July 25, 2024
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australian shotgun

Blowing smoke onto someone else's genitalia for purposes of visually stimulating sexual arousal.
I'm going to give you an Australian shotgun from this bong.
by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017
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South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.
Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024
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Australian Air Pocket

The act of flagellating on oneself and the flagellants gets trapped between the anus and the back of the scrotum causing a tickling sensation.
Aaron ate a lot of beans an farted giving himself an Australian Air Pocket.
by Kamo89 January 2, 2023
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Australian two step

When someone puts a spider down someones pant leg and a scorpion down the other, and that person tries to get them out.
"yo, you see what Steve did to Jimmy? He made him do the Australian two step"
by Little England April 2, 2017
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