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Kyle Ashley a guy with a big forhead with a meme account on Instagram most likey a 12 year old boy
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What's the latest memes Kyle Ashley
by Thisyearsucks May 19, 2020
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Ashley Tay

Ashley Tay is usually a short girl with no hair. She is known to be a bad codm player and doesnt know the meaning of sports. Usually, she will only hang out with Xavier.
Is that Ashley Tay? I cant believe she isnt with Xavier.
by plantlord420 May 15, 2020
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Ashley Simpson

1. One who is a talentless hack.

2. Someone who only has a career in the entertainment industry because she shares the same last name as her sister.
This person sucks. looks like they pulled an Ashley Simpson.
by quagblar March 7, 2007
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Ashley Sunshine

A person of true beauty; one who is absolutely amazing in every sense of human nature. She's beautiful for more than a day, for more than a moment. She's beautiful every waking minute, and nothing can ever compare to her. Her brown, infinite eyes. Remind you of what's lovely in this world. She is simply undescribable. Should one attempt to depict what makes her so special, that person would be left speechless for hours.
Mayor John: "I've never seen such a marvelous person! Who is she?"

Andres: "That's Ashley Sunshine. She truly is someone special.."
by Solar Ice October 13, 2011
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Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010
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Keira Ashley

A beautiful girl who writes amazing poetry, she can be found on Allpoetry.com, but her screenname is always changing.
Did you read the latest poem by Keira Ashley? It was amazing.
by Someone That Is No One August 1, 2009
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Ashley Olson

Ashley Olson is very beautiful, and gorgeous even if she denies it. She is very funny and tell the best stories. Ashley is very smart and is in honors classes. Ashley rarely gets mad, and is an angel. Ashley loves to read, and has the best handwriting. She says sorry a lot, and even says sorry for saying sorry. She won't take compliments but you should always give them to her because they are true. Ashley Olson LOVES bread and tortilla chips, she also LOVES Star Wars Marvel, and Disney. Ashley is very sweet and kind, she can't spell at all. Ashley loves the color blue and is pretty crazy and weird at times. She loves Star Wars more than Star Trek which is crazy but she has her own opinions. Ashley Olson is a great best friend and you should never leave her. I can go on and on about Ashley Olson but its time to go so bye. Everyone loves her but I love her the most. *Olson is spelled O-L-S-O-N that is the correct way to spell Olson there is no other way, no matter what ANYONE says*
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: What?!? You haven't heard about Ashley Olson? She is amazing and pretty and smart!!!
by ArielAaAriel February 11, 2020
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