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i am a turtle

You say this when you fell like a turtle
Person 1:hey want to do some thing

Person 2: no

Person 1:why

Person 2: i am a turtle
by Starchaserthesylveon April 19, 2018
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i am the juan

ME I AM THE JUAN NOT YOU JUAN ME JUAN
I love you and I think I am the juan.
your are the juan
by i AM THE JUAN March 5, 2017
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Yes I am

A name for Mamamoo's song
Solar:Follow me E Ae Ae
??:Yes I am
by ILovePenguinz April 23, 2018
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Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017
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Am I gay

We’ll, you could be. Or. Bi. Or pan. Or Omni. Or Demiromantic. Look up a list of sexualities and there meanings. But if you literally don’t know what that means, LOOK IT UP B*TCH (which is technically what you just did but like, in an actual “trusted” place, I mean c’mon)
Am I gay
I dunno, do you feel *lists definitions of all sexualities an’ such*
by LunaAstrid77 May 9, 2022
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pontiac grand am

Cheaply built, cheaply priced, low budget interior and butt ugly exterior make this perhaps the worst built 4 door car ever sold in North America. Who ever was responsible in engineering the grand am between (1993-2004) should be shot.
"oh man, check out that car... (sighs) oh its a pontiac grand am.. boo
by kartic May 27, 2006
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When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi
*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
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