Alice Springs Fire Fighter

You and a mate, preferably another bloke “cos you ain’t a bloke till ya had a bloke ;)” boof a pint of Guinness, hold it in and do a few star jumps to shake it up. Then lie down on your back, arseholes facing each other and unleash as if your friend is on fire and the only thing that will put them out is your sodden bubbly bum juice. Squirt true and hard champion. Godspeed

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do an Alice Springs Fire Fighter?

Bloke 2: Fuckn oath Tony!

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

Alicelike

a slur for people who are acting stupid, dumb, unfunny, abnoxious or a very hateable person.

1:"hey screw you"
2:"shut up youre acting alicelike"

by Sleimerking April 25, 2024

ALICE

Asset-Limited, Income-Constrained, and Employed (Childless Adults)

Without dependents, many ALICEs have a harder time accessing tax credits and government assistance.

by Still Learning at 62 May 14, 2024

Alice Jean

Generally a term popularised in the South of England, meaning a girl with large, succulent breasts and a rather large backside.

Damn man your sister is a total Alice Jean!!

by AliceJeanLover June 10, 2024

Alice Elm

Entrepreneurial TikTok diva.
Owner of Elegant Interior Decorating.

Hello everyone! My name is Alice Elm, and I'm the owner of Elegant Interior Decorating.

by Adam.pdf December 13, 2024

Alireza

Alireza is a common Persian name, but there is nothing common about an Alireza. He lights up a room with his smile. His presence, although short in physical stature, manifests as a 5’11” force of energetic movement. He is kind, and so emotional intelliegent that people often call him for advice. He has a thoughful presence about him and people often tell them their secrets...and an Alireza will keep them. Although he doesn’t take much thought to his wardrobe, other than a tightly fitted black sweater, an Alireza can be seen wearing a Rolex, a Rolex that shows off his abnormally large hands. An Alireza will also let you drive his manual transmission sports car, will buy you dinner, give you a massage, and sweetly kiss you goodnight.

“I went out with an Alireza and he was the ultimate 'persian version' of a lover, I am in awe, and I will never be the same again."

By Polly January 20, 2025

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