Alexi The Spartan is a great warrior of the Greek Empire. He is strong enough that he can lift three times his own weight, and is small, light, and quick enough that he can vanquish any foe that dares disturb his honour.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Alexi The Spartan is all mighty and powerful, and you’ll often see a very faint, almost universe-made purple flame enveloping around him. This powerful effect is always most noticeable when he feels immense emotions such as rage, or when he subconsciously feels something else.
He is exceptionally, and naturally good at any and all video games, and can steel your girl any day from the sheer beauty and attractiveness that he was gifted with at birth. Anyone, both female and male, worship this powerful being with all intent to please him.
Willer: “Did you hear about Alexi The Spartan?”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
Arthur: “I ain’t heard of any such person.”
Willer: “Person? This great man is no ‘person’. He is the mere personification of power and greatness. You dare speak ill of him again and we’ll have something to say about it.”
Arthur: “We’ll?”
Willer: “Yes. 99.99% of life itself, plus the rest of they knew of his greatness.”
by Mr.Willer December 29, 2023
Get the Alexi The Spartanmug. by Debra maximus September 24, 2018
Get the Aleximug. An awesome guy with a very large dick. He's one of the best COD players known to this day. If you ever meet him in a lobby, you'll get rolled. However, if you're on his team there's a 100% chance that he'll carry you, especially if you're NuttyTryHardz.
Is this guy hacking? Nah it's just Alexi.
Holy fuck, good thing Alexi was on our team, he carried me again
Holy fuck, good thing Alexi was on our team, he carried me again
by UnKNWNpng November 23, 2021
Get the Aleximug. 
the twinkliest Twink in the world nobody can compete. If I signed up for a zest fest and saw Alexi walk through the door id kms on the spot. Not even the sweet. snack of Twinkies can compete with brotha
by jambamwham May 11, 2024
Get the aleximug. by Awesomesauce2123 April 3, 2017
Get the Alexis Gundersonmug. Alexis Milne is a female, who loves to fuck a guy named Jason.
She begs for his enormous hammer inside her
She begs for his enormous hammer inside her
by sldkfmwi June 9, 2018
Get the Alexis Milnemug.