A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon
Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!
Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!
by kilometeros September 05, 2008
Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.
"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"
by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009
a major racial slur (and maybe the only insulting one) towards all white people, mainly those who insult asians (orientals, indians, etc.)
cauc-asian
cock-asian
"cock/cauc" is short for this slur
cauc-asian
cock-asian
"cock/cauc" is short for this slur
white guy: i hate asians, they suck, thank god i'm not asian!
asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT
EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)
asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT
EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)
by ASIAN PRIDE!!! August 14, 2005
Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.
Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.
Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.
Weeks later.
John: Where did Chin go?
Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.
by Brisco County June 12, 2009
by codeman9028 May 14, 2014
by Slopeface July 14, 2019
When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.
by Billy Feeney (Add me on FB) February 23, 2011