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A fagotron of all the names in the world, along with the worlds smallest penises of all time. Nothing is moresmelly than him
by Kevinsmellmyfart March 30, 2015
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Aston Cool Guy

Aston Cool Guy

Aston Cool Guy is a ugly fat guy that plays Avakin Life. He likes to lie about police coming to his house every week and hes a bad liar. He has a creeper sweater and likes PUBG but is bad at it.

Our Avakin Life usernames are: ❀PANDAS ❀RULES❀, Melikatt and savagegamer666 <-- (Aston Cool Guy)
Panda: Have you heard about Aston Cool Guy?
Melikatt: Yeah I have. He's a bad liar, and he's dumb.
Panda: I agree, he's a fatty
by ygygcyh October 10, 2019
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Aston

Is a beautiful girl people are jealous of her name and style all they boys love her she has sass in her but that's the best part about her its a beautiful name and so creative anyone would be lucky to have her as a friends and a beautiful name also she is amazing
Aston has friends
by Amylive22 August 13, 2015
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Ashton4

Sexy dude that chicks dig.
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Aston Villa

Aston Villa a football club in a place called brummie land commonly known for having a terribly quiet fanbase that never sing. They are also famous for having the worst looking fanbase in England and the highest crime rate. Their most common citizen is a man called greasy Grealish he is known for diving in the box driving into lamp posts and just looking ugly over all like the rest of their fanbase.

A famous song once was written about Aston Villa : SOTV SOTV tonight
Aston Villa? You mean that football club who haven’t won anything in 109 years? And get relegated every year no thanks
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Ashtyn

Ashtyn is a big loser
by Lenard the 2nd October 11, 2020
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Aston Villa

Aston Villa aslo known as 'Villa', is a football club located in Aston, Birmingham. Founded in 1874, tgey wre one of the oldest football clubs in the United Kindom.

They have had very succesful years in the past, winning the European Cup and the League title before it was called the Premier League. But in the 2015/16 season Aston Villa were relegated despite spending a ridiculous amount of money. And at the time of writning this are 14th in the Championship one point begind their rivals Birmingham City, again despite spending a ridiculous amount of money, around 60Million more than Birmingham.

So I think it is safe to say their glory days are over, although a lot of their fans still believe they are a great club. They also like to believe that every hates them, amd that everyone is obsessed wuth them, when in reality, no one cares at all.
"Aston Villa lost again."
by WeoleyCastleOneBomber March 1, 2017
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