rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats

Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.

by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020

Spun Rod

Noun. A person who is spun out on meth.

All his teeth are gone. He looks like a total spun rod.

by Youtrippin_2 October 29, 2021

Rat rod

A male rats genitals. The word is believed to be first used somewhere around 4000 years ago somewhere in India. The word is now used by modern street gangs near the u.s. mexican boarder.

Yo Holmes, did you see Jake last night, that homo was suckin on a rat rod.

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

hot rod gasket

A condom.

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart June 9, 2016

hitting rod

Its what a rifle or a long barrel gun is called.

I am taking. a hitting rod with me hunting.

by Eric773 March 9, 2017

Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.

Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!

by Thug wanna September 3, 2022

preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.

"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."

by BrokenKing February 19, 2021